When all humans have self-love, wouldn’t it be heaven on earth?

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Would you like me to [kill you] now?" asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. "Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?

When life gets you down do you wanna know what you’ve gotta do? . . . Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.

I was obsessed with romance. When I was in high school, I saw 'Doctor Zhivago' every day from the day it opened until the day it left the theater.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

People find my things sometimes aggressive. But I don't see it as aggressive. I see it as romantic, dealing with a dark side of personality.

Every time somebody says 'Islamophobia' it gives the people who are intimidating cover.

Here we may reign secure; and in my choice To reign is worth ambition, though in hell: Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.

It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.

No noble thing can be done without risks.