When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.

To hit bottom is to fall from grace.

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

Death is the final wake-up call.

Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.

If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever.

While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.

Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is heaven.

Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.

Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

I think happiness is what makes you pretty. Period. Happy people are beautiful. They become like a mirror and they reflect that happiness.

too much safety is abhorrent to the nature of a human being.

That is a question you have to ask the Old Man of the Moon.

I'm more interested in the writing than in the content per se (good writing can be about wallpaper and I'll devour it).

Sara held up a hand. 'How exactly did you "decline" his offer?' 'By slitting his throat.

My kitchen looks like the one from my childhood - very homey, with a little bit of Alice in Wonderland!

Blessed are they who have the gift of making friends,for it is one of God's best gifts.

You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.

They are fairies; he that speaks to them shall die. I'll wink and couch; no man their works must eye.