When among the graves of thy fellows, walk with circumspection; thine own is open at thy feet.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Why are you looking at me? His eyes search mine for several long seconds before he holds contact and whispers, " Because I like your face.

He had so many ways of climbing into the tree house in his head, escaping the madness below, and pulling the ladder up behind him.

Only be with somebody if they make you feel like the best version of yourself. You can't sacrifice yourself for anybody, you know?

When you stand up there on top of the world, you become so humble.

It's wonderful to be famous as long as you remain unknown.

It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not.

The ground of all religion, that which makes it possible, is the relation in which the human soul stands to God.

I can talk about feelings, but I can't talk about why this chord on top of this chord sounds cool to me. It just makes me feel a certain way, and I like it.

Spring goeth all in white, / Crowned with milk-white may: / In fleecy flocks of light / O'er heaven the white clouds stray.

The painter saw what was, an alternate Candor and secrecy inside the skin.