When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.

All you really have in the end are your stories.

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

You're not a man until your father says you're a man.

If you hang onto something long enough, it will come back in style.. Like ME.

I'm terrified of marriage. I'm terrified of not doing something so important and at the same time I think you shouldn't rush into these things.

Life is not always perfect. Like a road, it has many bends, ups and down, but that’s its beauty.

You can't win the race without God's grace

The point of therapy is get unhooked not to thrash around on how you got hooked.

During President George W. Bush's two terms, you couldn't drive far without seeing a particular bumper sticker: 'Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.'

Species go extinct because there are historical contraints built into a given body or a given design.

...but my friends call me Edmund Dantes.

One must not criticize that which is common since it remains always the same.

In some ways we want definitions that can help protect our own interpretations of the genre.

The funniest things are the forbidden.

Find myself a rock and roll band, that needs a helping hand.