[When asked how tall she is:] I'm five feet, 15 inches.

A golf swing is a collection of corrected mistakes.

[When asked how someone 6'3" had dared take up golf:] I was too tall to make the chess team in my high school, so I tried golf.

The arc of your swing doesn't have a thing to do with the size of your heart.

When one matures in life is when one knows we never grow up

If you are completely surrounded by the enemies, this proves that you are damn stupid in matters of making friends and such a stupidity, such a miserable clumsiness is your biggest enemy!

I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless.

Riches enlarge rather than satisfy appetites.

Apple's goal isn't to make money. Our goal is to design and develop and bring to market good products.

It's the ratings, stupid, don't you know? They've got us putting more fuzz and wuzz on the air, cop-show stuff.

The best part of the fiction in many novels is the notice that the characters are purely imaginary.

I think I love you, Cal." -Abra I'm not good." -Cal Because you're not good." -Abra

I hate it when people say that they don't like 'MMMBop.' Everyone likes 'MMMBop.' Whether they like it or not, the song rocks.

I always think it's far more admirable to confuse people than it is to reassure them.