[When asked what was the inspiration for most of her work:] Need of money, dear.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments.

It’s television, after all. No one is dead, even when they die.

Live simply so others may simply live

There was nothing to talk about anymore. The only thing to do was go.

Revenge might be sweet and although friendship might be sweeter, once you find true love you will taste the sweetest thing life has to offer

God stands ready to allocate his power to all who are radically dependent on Him and radically devoted to making much of Him.

How would I like to be seen? Very endearing, charming, intelligent, handsome.

Love sorrows are addictive as other sorrows are not.

Comedians act every night on stage, so they have great performing chops. They especially know how to play themselves, which is how we set 'Teachers Lounge' up.

What you are today is the choice you made yesterday.