When astrology was conceived, all of the celestial bodies were in different places. So if you're a Sagittarius now, I guess you would have been a Capricorn 2,000 years ago.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

Take a discovery walk today to find what's missing in your life. There's peace in the whisper of the wind, hope in the sun smiling from behind clouds, strength in every step forward. You can do it!

Writing is the light of imagination playing over shadow of thoughts.

The mystery of existence is the connection between our wins and our losses.

You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a "graphic novel, " but comic books are still incredibly stupid.

The negative impact of population growth on all of our planetary ecosystems is becoming appallingly evident.

I had been anxious and depressed for years and suddenly I was deeply at peace.

I started out making furniture because I couldn't find certain things, and then I really got into it.

If you don't stick up for what's yours, and defend what's yours... what are you?

I am all about health and to me size is not what defines your health.

I don't really look for challenges as much as I like adventures. Other than that I'm just trying to find stories I want to tell.