When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

Hope is a pleasant acquaintance but an unsafe friend.

If the lion didn't bite the tamer every once in a while, it wouldn't be exciting.

Living in the world without insight into the hidden laws of nature is like not knowing the language of the country in which one was born.

Escaping goblins to be caught by wolves!” he said, and it became a proverb, though we now say ‘out of the frying-pan into the fire’ in the same sort of uncomfortable situations.

The goals made such a difference to the way this game went

If you're going to think mean things about me or not be a true friend, then we don't need to be friends.

I don't like people who sit on computers all day long and write about people they don't know anything about.

In all your movements, let nothing be evident that would offend the eyes of another.

You'd never last in South America. Fans take their radios to the stadium so they can think what the commentators think.