When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.

Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.

Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment.

Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.

In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.

Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's.

It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.

It's not who you know, it's who you sleep with.

You will only be satisfied only when you are working

When you find the sort of people who will show up to give you a ride exactly when they've promised to do so, hold on to them for dear life.

Outer beauty is transient, but the beauty of the soul is everlasting.

Fame is O.K. I hate it, but it's O.K. I'm beginning to understand how I can be hidden. It's an attitude.

I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.

There would never be any room in her for anything else. No room for anything but the realization of what she had done.

Some persons think they have to look like a hedgehog to be pious.

Women are always angsting over things. Guys don’t do that.

You've got a job to do, and because you've got a job to do, you've got to focus on that, so you don't have time for personal considerations.

I became so consumed with trying to live up to what the public expected that I lost myself. I don't know of anyone else who can say this