When certain seeds are planted, they nearly always grow.

People who try hard to do the right thing always seem mad.

The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen

The thought process can never be complete without articulation.

And when there are enough outsiders together in one place, a mystic osmosis takes place and you're inside.

It's hard enough for a person to keep their own socks pulled up, let alone someone else's.

She couldn't be on his wavelength all the time. That's all. When you could recognize that and deal with it, you were on your way to an adult relationship.

Your first impulse is to share good news, your second is to club someone with it.

You couldn't not like someone who liked the guitar.

His name is Legion. He is the king of nowhere.

Nobody likes to see a stupid guy wise up.

Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.

You can break through every barrier with persistent effort.

I'm still in the first baby steps of my career, so I've got so much to learn and so much to figure out.

Writing has got to be an act of discovery....I write to find out what I'm thinking about.

I respect every way in which you are a troublemaker, now get up and do what your mother says.

There is nothing healthier for a man than to walk on his own two legs.

Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.

LOVE your taste in subject matter... perfect summer reading!

I don't want to be singing my diary.