When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

I fart in your general direction.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Never confuse truth and the latest public opinion poll.

I never feel any pressure about a film. What is meant to happen will happen. I have seen failure as well as success several times.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

The way to bring gas prices down is to end our dependence on oil and use the renewable sources that can give us the equivalent of $1 per gallon gasoline.

Life is too short. I don't have time to speak slowly.

I'd defend the right for any novelist to experiment with form or language, but if people don't take to it, don't react by making out that they are thick.

The less reasonable a cult is, the more men seek to establish it by force.

I have joked before that there is a good chance that I might retire before Tendulkar.

I watch ESPN all day. If you come into my trailer, ESPN is on. That's the first thing I do when I leave the set.

The first time I walked on a stage I knew that was what I was created to do. I knew that there was a calling and a sense of purpose in my life that gave me fulfillment and a sense of destiny.