When dealing with the internet, I knew that people would have their own opinions, and I went into it with that in mind.

Being on the stage, you've got to be ready for anything.

I've always used humor, but I use humor when coping with things in general.

Bullies say the things they say because they're unhappy. I also remind myself that what they are saying is not really about me.

I don't think the victims should be babied, but there should be a counselor to teach them coping mechanisms. The bully needs counseling too.

I may not hate all of the people all of the time, but I hate all of them some of the time, and I hate some of them all of the time.

[T]here [is] no limit to what might not be achieved by an alliance between an imperial monarchy and revelations, if truly believed to be heaven-sent, of a prophet.

We build buildings which are terribly restless. And buildings don't go anywhere. They shouldn't be restless.

I love looking at famous people. Because of the way they look. Because of the way photography makes them look famous.

I am an expert witness because I say I am.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I don't know where I'm gonna be two weeks at a time, much less the thing I'm making. I'm just flattered to get the opportunity to do it and to get asked to do it.

May you grow to be proud, dignified, and true, and do unto others as you'd have done to you.

If you dont live, eat, breathe, football, then youre not a true football player. You just wear the jersey.

I've never been convinced that experience is linear, circular, or even random. It just is. I try to put it in some kind of order to extract meaning from it, to bring meaning to it.