When did it become a problem to be a small businessman and become successful? The small businessman - like my father, or like me?

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

Be still my hand and let the words write themselves upon my heart. Be still my heart and let your pages be filled in silence.

A one-page breakthrough starts and avalanche.

If taxation without consent is not robbery, then any band of robbers have only to declare themselves a government, and all their robberies are legalized.

The question is not whether Scotland can survive as a separate state. Of course it could.

I was happy with the umpiring in India last year, New Zealand is OK these days, and the only real area of concern is Pakistan. They seem to have a chip on their shoulders about their cricket there.

The fastest growing political party is no party.

Recorded history is largely an account of the crimes and disasters committed by banal little men at the levers of imperial machines.

The ideal kitchen-sink novel: Throw in everything but the kitchen sink. Then add the kitchen sink.

One must have the adventurous daring to accept oneself as a bundle of possibilities and undertake the most interesting game in the world -- making the most of one's best.

Piety sometimes gives birth to scruples, and faith to superstition, when they are not directed by wisdom and knowledge.