When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

You are perfect, not tomorrow, not in the future, but today.

Never lose the power to love.

There is no historic incident better or more variously supported than the resurrection of Christ.

I just had to be strong enough to allow myself to be vulnerable. Great Lesson. For art and for life.

A novel is a performance you have to plan.

Life, sometimes so wearying is worth its weight in gold the experience of traveling lends a wisdom that is old.

Part of the challenge with leadership is that it's very driven by gut instinct in most cases - and even worse, everyone thinks they're really good at it. The reality is that very few people are.

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

Modesty is the key to success

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