When do we ask the Sierra Club to pick up the tab for this leak?

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Como siempre, la consideración de su muerte lo serenaba tanto como lo turbaba la muerte de los demás. Tal vez porque, a fin de cuentas, su muerte era el final del mundo.

Many environmental advocates argue that agricultural pollution will be reduced only through stronger federal laws.

All men are born equal, but quite a few eventually get over it.

God calls us not only to know His Word, but also to pray it.

The only thing I can count on daily is the unexpected. I usually try to start my day with a run before I even turn on my computer and clog my head with things to be done.

I just make the music, and people have the say. When I'm making songs, I never call them hits.

Information wants to be useful.

sooner or later I do what I want to do.

I think we are all overcoming tiny obstacles every second of every day even if that means just a small shift in perspective.

Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.