When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Your heart should not be used as a compass for out of it can come deceit, evil thoughts, and actions.

The greatest forces lie in the region of the uncomprehended.

Where the Internet is about availability of information, blogging is about making information creation available to anyone.

We must stop constantly fighting for human rights and equal justice in an unjust system, and start building a society where equal rights are an integral part of the design.

Couples should be required to submit applications to have a child.

It's hard to find female leads that are flawed and interesting and dynamic.

Every time I tour military outlets, I dedicate the food, fitness and set-ups to their service, because it all came to me through the military.

Only those who have the courage to fail greatly achieve greatly.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Forever," he vowed, still a little staggered. "That's all I'm asking for," I said.