When everyone is famous, no one will be famous.

The key to good writing is to leave Boo Radley in the house until the end of the story.

Are we living life, or is life living us?

You don't have to reinvent the wheel... just steal the hubcaps.” ― Michael P. Naughton,

You don't have to reinvent the wheel... just steel the hubcaps.

You will never know loneliness when you have a dog, when you lose that dog it will be loneliness like you've never known.

Be the competition you wish to see in the world.

You don't have to reinvent the wheel... just steal the hubcaps.

Things don't happen for a reason, we make reasons out of things that happen.

Comment sections on the internet are like gang graffiti, abusive words sprayed like gibberish and it's ugly to look at.

I didn't grow up in a Norman Rockwell house... my house was more akin to Norman Lear.

May your turn your pain into prayer.

As an adult, be child-like as you learn but not child-ish as you live.

The eye is the jewel of the body.

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.

There are two seasonal diversions that can ease the bite of any winter. One is the January thaw. The other is the seed catalogues.

I still go to a salon where a gal does my hair, and I don't know if it's because I'm a celebrity but by the time I leave there, we are eating chicken and talking and screaming.

Our names... are in the hands of God, Who will preserve them so far as He has use of them, and further we shall have no use of them ourselves.

If you don't control your emotions, your emotions will control your acts, and that's not good.

The wisest have the most authority.