When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Within all beings resides the unlimited power of the creative soul.

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me.

You will never get any more out of this life than you expect.

I can play the guitar, the dulcimer, the piano, and the drums. However, I am not a "performance quality" musician. Rather, I am a composer and a producer.

Printing money is the last resort of desperate governments when all other policies have failed.

Watching Clay Guida fight is like watching a Tasmanian devil.

There was surely nothing to indicate at the time that such evidently small incidents would render whole dreams forever irredeemable.

I'm scared of making the biggest mistake of my life. I'm just trying to figure out what the mistake is.

Doors open because you're beautiful, but I wouldn't cultivate beauty to the exclusion of brains.

Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.