When first we fall in love, we feel that we know all there is to know about life, and perhaps we are right.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

Leaving would imply suitcases and empty drawers, and late birthday cards with ten-dollar bills stuffed inside.

I'm not a perfectionist. I'm just very observant.

I ended up being the 43rd president of the United States. It was an awesome experience, and I'm glad I did it.

If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.

Coach may have been the greatest innovator the sport has ever had.

Goals are not dreamy, pie-in-the-sky ideals. They have every day practical applications and they should be practical.

The Queen and Electric Light Orchestra harmonies are so distinct and fit in our songs so well sometimes, but we don't know how to do them properly.

Conquer thyself, till thou has done this, thou art but a slave; for it is almost as well to be subjected to another's appetite as to thine own.

I really think we need more women to lean into their careers and to be really dedicated to staying in the work force.

The note of hallelujah must never be in short supply in the spirit of the believer.