When fortune empties her chamber pot on your head, smile and say We are going to have a summer shower.

Let us be French, let us be English, but most importantly let us be Canadian!

Anybody may support me when I am right. What I want is someone that will support me when I am wrong.

Give me better wood and I will make you a better cabinet.

When a man has done me an evil turn once, I don't like to give him the opportunity to do so twice.

Confederation is only yet in the gristle, and it will require five years more before it hardens into bone.

Never write a letter if you can help it, and never destroy one!

Politics is a game requiring great coolness.

A new Member requires the experience of his first session in the House to teach him how to hang up his overcoat and take his seat in a manner befitting a gentlemen.

'Old Tomorrow.'

Confederation is only yet in the gristle and it will require five years more before it hardens into bone.

My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today.

He loves me, he loves me not. How many flowers must I kill before he loves me?” ~He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not

He found a set of encyclopedias—like Wikipedia, but paper and very bulky.

Things haven't always been this bad. Therefore, they won't always be this bad.

My goal has always been to help people help themselves. Your body is your most priceless possession; you've go to take care of it!

I certainly know quite a few kid actors, but I'm not really friends with them. They're all very nice people, but I just don't run in the same circles.

Theater is the best. That's where you get the work done. You just really get in there and figure something out about a story or a character or life or the world. That's where magic stuff happens.

If I'm really working on something, writing or painting or really concentrating, I don't even think about brushing my hair.

By the time there is a case study about your industry, you are already too late.