When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

It's better not to know authors personally, because the real person never corresponds to the image you form of him from reading his books.

The World is enough brutal don't make it mad and crazy more, so far I think that the adrenaline is on it's own full capacity.

Prayer is a cry of distress, a demand for help, a hymn of love.

Except for the violin pieces and a few of my orchestra pieces, all of my works from the Passacaglia on relate to the death of my mother.

I need to do psychology classes. That would be so interesting to me, studying people.

Programming is much much harder than doing mathematics.

If there is continuity in the universe, it is fitting that there should be intelligent beings without bodies which are called angels.

Self-government can succeed only through an instructed electorate.

A lot of people in the middle of their lives have a secret yearning for more romance.

For a group of people who claimed to be concerned for her safety, they did seem to have developed rather a habit of encouraging uprisings against monarchs.