When good Americans die they go to Paris.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Being an author of banned books is cool, I've decided.

Happiness comes from you. No one else can make you happy. You make you happy.

The gospel is so simple that small children can understand it, and it is so profound that studies by the wisest theologians will never exhaust its riches.

If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.

Infidelity, like death, admits of no degrees.

They needed to share one secret after another with a beautiful woman, to peel away layer after layer, mask after mask, and still find themselves worshiped.

anger and jealousy are spasms of the nerves, not of the heart.

You need not wonder whether you should have an unreliable person as a friend. An unreliable person is nobody's friend.

I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.

Labor is the only prayer that Nature answers: It is the only prayer that deserves an answer—good, honest, noble work.