When have you looked?" said Sophie. "Oh, how your rears flap and your long nose twitches", Howl croaked.

I think we ought to live happily ever after.

To love someone enough to let them go, you had to let them go forever or you did not love them that much.

That's why I love spiders. 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

Writing for adults, you have to keep reminding them of what is going on. The poor things have given up using their brains when they read. Children you only need to tell things to once.

Happiness isn't a thing. You can't go out and get it like a cup of tea. It's the way you feel about things.

A heart's a heavy burden.

She was remorseless, but she lacked method.

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

Only thin, weak thinkers despise fairy stories. Each one has a true, strange fact hidden in it, you know, which you can find if you look.

Being a hero means ignoring how silly you feel.

The acquisition of knowledge has become too intimidating a prospect for them, so they shun it in favour of faith.

It's not about you. It's about them.

I only live to love so manyFig trees but could neverSleep under one. One is tooLittle in one lifetime.

One learns to adapt to the land in which one lives.

Men willingly believe what they wish.

Beirut turned into a war zone in a matter of hours. We were stuck at home, the roads were blocked.

I don't drop players. I make changes.

It is ambition enough to be employed as an under-labourer in clearing the ground a little, and removing some of the rubbish that lies in the way to knowledge.

No U.S. citizen is being kicked off any voter rolls.

Who'd want a pony when you could have the whole universe? It was far more interesting and you didn't have to muck it out once a week.