When he proposed he said, "We'll make such beautiful music together," but in this duet, his part seems to be all rests.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

You are the keeper of my eternal secrets.

I would rather be thought of as a teacher than a coach.

I felt much better when I started to become myself a bit more and to spend time with people who I genuinely liked as opposed to the people I felt I should be spending time with.

Swing is my favorite kind of music.

I came from a divorced mother and father, obviously mixed race.

Work hard, have fun and make history.

You're the father of the person who is my life.

How do we live in a way that shows an understanding that we genuinely live in a shared world, not one that simply belongs to us?

Live at the empty heart of paradox. I'll dance with you there, cheek to cheek.

A self-respecting nation is ready for anything, including war, except for a renunciation of its option to make war.