When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it.

The only people who never fail are those who never try

You can always spot a well informed man his views are the same as yours.

Among famous traitors of history one might mention the weather.

America's best buy is a telephone call to the right man.

To me travel is triple delight: anticipation, performance, and recollection.

It is usually when men are at their most religious that they behave with the least sense and the greatest cruelty.

The very fact that we make such a to-do over golden weddings indicates our amazement at human endurance. The celebration is more in the nature of a reward for stamina.

when men don't like another man everyone assumes he's no good and that the men know what they are talking about, yet when women dislike another woman people just think they're being catty.

People are subject to moods, to temptations and fears, lethargy and aberration and ignorance, and the staunchest qualities shift under the stresses and strains of daily life.

On the whole, I haven't found men unduly loath to say, 'I love you.' The real trick is to get them to say, 'Will you marry me?

Without the resurrection, the cross is meaningless.

I've had dreams - there were three things I wanted to do during my career. I did them during my first year of Grand Prix.

Harmony makes small things grow, lack of it makes great things decay.

Dad always told me that if you're going to work on something, it might as well be something you're proud of.

Women are extreme; they are better than men, or worse.

It was just at the end of the golden era of BBC comedy, which was fantastic.

Hope saves a person in the midst of misfortunes.

Disaster is private, in its way, as love is.

Inadequate nutrition can lead to terrible health consequences, both physical and emotional.

Microsoft stepping in is the symptom, not the disease.