When he saw the vista of the street reflected in the mirror in which he was looking, he was terror stricken. He had the impression that the whole view had turned into eyes that reproached him.

You can only do what you can no matter how you try.

Clinging to one’s outward appearance interferes with living.

I want to spy on all sorts of places, and the box is a portable hole that occurred to me under the circumstances, it being impossible to punch holes throughout the world.

It’s a real handicap to have a face with shifty eyes.

To fight in another man's armour is something more than to be influenced by his style of fighting.

I don't sense an [Barack] Obama party. I think politics is transactional for him.

Is a dream reality till you wake up?

Words summarize the American philosophy of life: Live and let live; Let's make a deal. 8 words summarize American foreign policy: We're better than you; Do it our way.

People are quick to make monuments of anything they live long enough to control.

I've done festivals in the past where I'd be a guest, it was like, Wow, maybe someday I could play Town Hall - but that'll be a long way off. So it's very exciting.

That a thing is peculiar; is no argument for its being blamable; since the most criminal actions are to a being like man not more unnatural than most of the virtues.

When I started my last business, I didn't receive a paycheck for 13 months. The average person can't handle that pressure.

The sound of a small bell during a dark night, is louder than the din of traffic outside your window during rush hour. Surprise and differentiation have far more impact than noise does.

Excuses are like rear ends. Everybody has one and they stink.