When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

What bothers me most about today is that we're getting used 2 it. ENOUGH. 2nd amendment must go. Violence has 2 stop. Culture MUST change.

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.

I miss third grade because you could kill people in dodgeball. Remember the rules to dodgeball? If you're fat or have glasses, don't show up because you'll die.

Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.

But I've bought a big bat.I'm all ready, you see.Now my troubles are goingTo have trouble with me!

Fortune favors the one who wanted to chang his life.

The only cowards are sinners fighting the fight is all.

Ask the beasts and they will teach you the beauty of this earth.

If you meditate your mind will become razor sharp. Your memory and retention will be superb. New talents and abilities will begin to unfold. You will become younger each day, yet wiser.

The Bible is ... as necessary to spiritual life as breath is to natural life. There is nothing more essential to our lives than the Word of God.

Recovering from the suicide of a loved one, you need all the help you can get.

Writing, for me, means humility. It’s a process that involves fear and doubt, especially if you’re writing honestly.

The book is not the important part. The book is the delivery system. The important part is the story and the talent.

The Bible says that our real problem is that every one of us is building our identity on something besides Jesus.