When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

Some women are smarter than men, and some aren't. But to suggest to women that they deserve dominance instead of equality is at best a cheap applause line.

My ultimate life dream project is my kids. My family.

Be assertive, but don't forget to look around. I realized there are other opinions that can be more useful to me than just sticking to my guns.

Trying to save ecosystems has more to do with changing egosystems.

Six hours in sleep, in law's grave study six,Four spend in prayer, the rest on Nature fix.

Scholarship, save by accident, is never the measure of a man's power.

Condiments are like old friends - highly thought of, but often taken for granted.

Wizard's Sixth Rule The only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason.

But her brain was not interested in the future. Loaded with the past and hungry for more, it left her no room to imagine, let alone plan for, the next day.

When you haven't forgiven those who've hurt you, you turn back against your future. When you do forgive, you start walking forward.