When in Rome, do as Rome does.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

You are saved by grace.

Why do you want to run away from reality?

Boxing, mixed martial arts and tennis are the hardest sports to train for.

We think the world is ours forever, but we are little more than squatters.

Ronald Reagan believes in the free market like some people believe in unicorns.

My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

I always go backwards when I am backing up.

Sometimes I do wonder what college would have been like. But I made my decision.

If you leave here, War can find you again. What are you going to do if that happens? (Tory) Leave bloodstains on his best shirt. (Acheron)