When in doubt, freak 'em out.

If anyone ever boos you off stage, that is simply applause from ghosts.

I look spooky but I’m really nice.

If I had to pick between Heaven and Hell, I'd pick Hell, because I can't keep white clean.

Never feel guilty. Don't hold yourself back by guilt or fear. No other species in the entire world deals with guilt. Guilt is a bizarre emotion that makes you feel bad about decisions that you make.

I acknowledge that I have no idea who the hell I am, and I think that's the first step.

You can't open your presents 'til you write your thank-you letters.

I function because I am on drugs.

Every disposable job makes you partially suicidal. But I've always worked because I need to buy drugs and wigs so I could go out in drag and get wasted!

I never worry about the social backlash against my work because I'm a man in a dress, and somehow American society creates a buffer on how severe things are when you put a man in a dress.

Being booed off stage is just an applause from ghosts!

Youthfulness is about how you live not when you were born.

Justification of failure is the most powerful mechanism adopted by the mind to avoid the reflection of Self Failure

Seek knowledge.Learning has no end.Learning makes you forever young.

I could stay living in this city if they just installed Blaupunkts in the cabs.

It seems to me there are no rules, only instances; but perhaps that is because I learned no rules, and am only an instance myself.

I admire Lincoln enormously and I think what's interesting about Lincoln is how he changes, it's not that he held the same view throughout his life.

My point is that she's [Laura Bush] busy and I'm busy, which makes our marriage not only interesting but exciting.

Earth felt the wound; and Nature from her seat, Sighing through all her works, gave signs of woe That all was lost.

To ask for an explanation is to explain the obscure by the more obscure.

I been in the blues all my life. I'm still delivering 'cause I got a long memory.