When in doubt, pig out!

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

When all else fails, look cute.

May the Lord be your redeemer.

For Death's life to be extinguished... now that was something to truly dread.

Small children believe themselves to be gods, or some of them do, and they can only be satisfied when the rest of the world goes along with their way of seeing things.

Through seeing the good in others, you also see the best within yourself.

I have never been as alive or awake as I have been through Jiu Jitsu.

The main subject in the Bible from the beginning of Genesis through Revelation is none other than Jesus.

I have seen their backs before.

Maybe truth is not something that I can possess. Maybe truth is something which possesses me.

Get the better of yourself - this is the best kind of victory.

I'm always doing things I can't do. That's how I get to do them.