When in doubt tell the truth.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

History is more or less bunk.

With production alone as the goal, industry in North America was dominated by the assembly line, standardization for mass consumption.

The theater is so endlessly fascinating because it's so accidental. It's so much like life.

You can love more than one person in your life, but things will be different. There'll be a different dynamic. Needs and desires change.

An expert gives an objective view. He gives his own view.

I get really into shows, but then I have my brain shut off time.

Each one of us is part of the soul of the universe

Don't let anything poison your individuality. Break away & look in, not outward.

A judicious silence is always better than truth spoken without charity.

If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?