When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on how to do that in the most fiscally responsible manner possible.

have patience or be a patient. Have patience in preparation moments or be a patient after preparation moments

It is not so much freedom of speech but the right to truth that great men protect.

I'm a hopeless romantic. I love love. My middle name is Love. Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday. I want to have a family and children. I am a sucker for every romantic comedy that comes out.

As a kid, you get to the stage where you realise the gender barriers that exist in society and what you're supposed to do and not supposed to do.

We have to focus on how do we ensure the economy works for everybody, and not just a few.

Pain cannot be ignored. However, it can be endured.

I believe in evil. It is the property of all those who are certain of truth. Despair and fanaticism are only differing manifestations of evil.

I've been very lucky and I have a happy old age with good family and friends still around.

As poverty has been reduced in terms of mere survival, it has become more profound in terms of our way of life.

People have let me down in the past. I've loved something, and it's become a disgrace. I'd rather start again.