When it comes to life and love, why do we believe our worst reviews?

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

Next to the Word of God, music deserves the highest praise. The gift of language combined with the gift of song was given to man that he should proclaim the Word of God through Music.

challenges are everywhere. Awake! challenge and defeat the challenges that challenge you in a challenging way and be not be defeated by the challenges that challenge you in a challenging way

Words could bite. When I spoke to strangers, I wanted my words to have fangs.

She stood in the mirror portrait very near Margaret, close next to her, good as a mother or a friend.

Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them.

Take advantage of this great opportunity in your life to live it well, to be good, to have good works, and to influence other people for good.

It's my wife Ruth's birthday soon. I said to her: "What would you like for your birthday?" She said: "I want a divorce." I said: "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

Seek perfection of character. Be faithful. Endeavor. Respect others. Refrain from violent behaviour.

People who are in a fortunate position always attribute virtue to what makes them so happy.

All religions will pass but this will remain: simply sitting in a chair and looking into the distance.