When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

Two thongs don't make a right.

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.

Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works.

Light changes, our eyes blink and see the world from the slightest difference of perspective and our place in it has changed.

You are the reason my heart beats. Your love is my lifeline, and I'm not about to give it up - not now - not ever!

A speech does not need to be eternal to be immortal.

Take action every day - some small dose at a time.

To pursue a man effectively, it is best to begin with his thinking.

But shortcuts are dangerous; we cannot delude ourselves that our knowledge is further along than it actually is.

As a competitor, you have to learn pretty quickly how to deal with pressure.

Never react emotionally to criticism. Analyze yourself to determine whether it is justified. If it is, correct yourself. Otherwise, go on about your business.