When it comes to me, I know what I can do and can't do.

Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.

I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.

If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?

I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qualities that make her a intelligent, strong and responsible woman.

I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish.

Raising a daughter is hard work. There's no other way to describe it for me.

If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.

I think an education is beneficial, but whether it takes an education to be successful in the arts is a whole other question.

Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.

This is only a work of fiction, The Truth as always will be far stranger

A political party cannot have a religion. Only individuals can. Otherwise, you'd be exploiting religion, and religion is so supreme that it cannot be exploited or taken advantage of.

In search of my mother's garden, I found my own.

The Queen Elizabeth II provides vast amounts of entertainment for an age that has forgotten how to amuse itself unaided.

You just go for it and see what works. There are no rules.

Don't ask me for answers, I've only got one. That a man leaves the darkness, when he follows the Son.

Give Dayrolles a chair.

By 21, I was earning six figures a week. By 23, I had a Ferrari. It was nuts.

Unschooling is creating an environment in which children can learn easily and naturally all the time.

Freedom of the press is the staff of life, for any vital democracy.