When it comes to rapacious 19th century capitalism, my family's hands are clean.

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

All idealisation makes life poorer. To beautify it is to take away its character of complexity — it is to destroy it.

...wherever there is society, there is authority and the temptation to disobedience because our individual wills refuse to submit...

I am who I am, love me If you can, hate me if you want

We are each other’s guardians.

Thought is the sculptor who can create the person you want to be.

'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it.

It is pleasing to the dear God whenever thou rejoicest or laughest from the bottom of thy heart.

Many of the concepts we once thought belonged to speculation or science fiction are now part of our understood reality.

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win.

Human life implies adventure, and there is no adventure without struggles and dangers.