When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Nuance is anathema to his thinking, which is why he can maintain such fidelity to his ideas in a-hundred-and-forty-character bursts.

Some of the best stories start out with a person who absolutely does not want anything to do with an adventure.

I walk like I'm on a mission 'cause that's the way I groove. I got more and more to do and less and less to prove.

I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.

Grant that I may experience the power of Thy Word before I deliver it.

There is no scandal like rags, nor any crime so shameful as poverty.

Atmosphere is a silent music. It has its effect upon the listener, exciting or peaceful, whatever it may be.

In theatre, you've got to make the connect with your audience in the first three minutes. If you haven't, you know you've almost lost them.

What's better, I wonder - to be a toy for the humans, or to control your own destiny , even if the only way to do so is suicide?

I do not believe in people owning guns. Guns should be owned only by the police and military. I am going to do everything I can to disarm this state.