When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

Courage and fear were one thing too.

She was a universe holding a billion galaxies in her heart.

Geometria est archetypus pulchritudinis mundi-Mathematics is the archetype of the beauty of the world-Kepler

Most of our songs were written on acoustic guitar before they made it to the practice stage.

With any president it is difficult to predict how the world will be effected by his presence in the white house.

There is a dance that only you know how to do

To be alone is to be free, and freedom was the only happiness accessible to my nature.

I never drink. I cannot do it, on equal terms with others. It costs them only one day; but me three, the first in sinning, the second in suffering, and the third in repenting.

I do not need to play in the Champions League to be happy

Be careful how you spend your time: Spend your time in nothing which you know must be repented of.