When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I just wanted to sing on TV.

I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.

Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.

Reach for the heaven

None of you will have faith till he wishes for his (Muslim) brother what he likes for himself

We have compromised the integrity of the church if we only emphasise on miracles.

Modesty is the conscience of the body.

A good turn at need,At first or last, shall be assur'd of meed.

In 2003, I had the pleasure of acting in three films.

It was an extraterrestrial performance. It is very special to go below 4:50, but I believe I can do better.

Perception is a mirror not a fact. And what I look on is my state of mind, reflected outward.

The truth is in the details.