When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple. How to better your life 101.

One who walks in blindness and confusion cries out more than one who knows why he is suffering.

It is always the one closest to you that hurts you the most.

Realization hits you several times until you can't get up.

Sometimes you want to curl up and cry until you can cry no more. But you realize that that would leave you exposed and vulnerable. So you turn, and realize that there is no one to turn to.

There's nothing like a headless corpse to bring a touch of excitement into one's life.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Nostalgia is a seductive liar.

I don't want to see a dress with a woman. I just want to see a woman, with a beautiful dress.

It makes me laugh when she says she [Salma Hayek] got offered Selena, which was an outright lie. If that's what she does to get herself publicity than that's her thing.

One of my favorite things being on movies is that when you're working, it's the best thing that's ever happened, and then in the downtime, you socialize and go to dinner.

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.

Tennis is best of three sets, so even if I lose the first set, I still have a chance.

Don't be afraid to ask the 'dumb' question, everyone else will be relieved you had the guts to ask!