When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Because the majority of my readers are women, I feel that one public service I can provide to them is to spread the message of regular mammograms and early detection within the strip.

Otherwise, my whole career has just been flinging myself at whatever is most overdue first and letting everything else stack up.

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of hot chocolate.

The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.

Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to myself, Mom insisted my drawings were the start of a comic strip for millions of people to enjoy.

Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens.

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.

Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.

But it's well known that repression makes a religion flourish.

the moon is just another kind of clock

The times spat at me. I spit back at the times.

Getting older is hard.

Few persons are made of such strong fiber that they will make a costly outlay when surface work will pass as well in the market.

Within thy Grave! Oh no, but on some other flight - Thou only camest to mankind To rend it with Good night

He was one of those guys who'd pronounce I'm a hugger as he came at you, neglecting to ask if the feeling was mutual.

The new American, like the new European, was the servant of the powerhouse, as the European of the twelfth century was the servant of the Church.

I'm not observant, personally, but if I ever see a priest resurrect the dead before my eyes I promise to revisit my atheism.

Every atom is working and resisting every thought in the mind. Everything we see and know is but the resultant of these two forces.