When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

You can't fix stupid.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

Love is as abundant and powerful as sunlight. It can enlighten the whole world. Clouds of doubt can hide it temporarily, but it is always there. It can heal you as sunlight, but it can also burn you.

We do it, Jackson, because compassion must be louder than pride.

She swore she'd never turn into her P.I. father...but that was before she ran over the body.

There is no excuse for waste, fraud, and abuse in the Defense Department budget.

Though we are politically enemies, yet with regard to Science it is presumable we shall not dissent from the practice of civilized people in promoting it

Poverty is not what's in your pocket - its what you have in your head.

God's loving discipline brings us face-to-face with our pride.

I think being able to speak different languages, and being able to act in those languages is something that's really very rewarding.

As free citizens in a political democracy, we have a responsibility to be interested and involved in the affairs of the human community, be it at the local or the global level.

For honesty coupled to beauty, is to have honey a sauce to sugar.