When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say “why me”, say “try me

Spiritual warfare is the unseen battle God wages on your behalf.

I have a pet peeve about bands that don't play their hits. I think it's kind of selfish.

It's a sad and stupid thing to have to proclaim yourself a revolutionary just to be a decent man.

Stand-up will always come first. I've been doing it for 22 years, and nothing compares to that connection you have with the audience. It's euphoric.

American diplomacy is easy on the brain but hell on the feet.

If you think the products don't match what you want from a product, don't buy it.

Look deep into the hearts of men, and see what delights and disgusts the wise.

Suspicion is like the rain. It falls on the just and on the unjust.

Heaven? That has no hold over me.

Think of it like running down a slope. If you attempt to slow down and choose your steps, you’re bound to trip up and stumble.