When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands.

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.

Expressing anger is an art. The more grace you apply to it, the more effective it shall be.

We need to learn to be deliverers and not just talk about it

Death twitches my ear. "Live " he says "I am coming".

If the antisemites want to hate, let them hate, and let them go to hell.

I didn't miss the rat race, but I kinda missed the rats.

My whole body is a lethal weapon, you know. I know more ways to kill you than you know how to die.

The revolutionary war is a war of the masses; it can be waged only by mobilizing the masses and relying on them.

Libraries are where it all begins.

I don't want to spend the next two years in Holiday Inns.