When men and women produce a baby together for the first time, it's an absolute festival of mutual incompetence.From The Wife Drought

When men and women produce a baby together for the first time, it's an absolute festival of mutual incompetence.

Life is as dear to a mute creature as it is to man. Just as one wants happiness and fears pain, just as one wants to live and not die, so do other creatures.

The only graceful thing to do is recognize and embrace what is actually happening, rather than fight against it.

I think Mulder is the worst FBI agent in the world. He spends millions of dollars investigating these paranormal phenomena and never comes up with any evidence. He's the Kenneth Starr of the FBI.

No wonder of it: sheer plod makes plough down sillion Shine, and blue-bleak embers, ah my dear, Fall, gall themselves, and gash gold-vermilion.

God's work done in God's way will never lack God's supply.

I love it when actors come to you with a problem and you have to listen. You'd like them to just get on with it, but it often means that there's a problem with the script.

They can crack jokes. They can sit back and analyze and criticize and make all the fun they want. But I'm living my life, I'm doing it. What are you doing?

Don't be afraid of failure, be afraid of not trying in the first place.

Friends part foreverwild geese lost in cloud

Time doesn't conceal anything, it tells the future what you did in the past, so prepare well in order to score extra marks.