When my children complain that I'm forgetful, I remind them that DAD is just ADD spelled sideways.

I have noticed that the solar radiation reflections from rippled privacy windows cause greatly accelerated growth patterns in plants

Americans live not by facts, but by a lengthy list of myths.

Heaven is not one of your fertile Ohio bottoms, you may depend on it.

If you say three things, you don't say anything.

What is Thanksgiving without a nutty relative?

While perspective is a handy device to construct imagined spaces, it is not useful, and possibly detrimental, to sketching existing environments.

Love cannot be held prisoner because it is a river and will overflow its banks.

In the numbing hands of pretentious filmmakers Joel and Ethan Coen, history does not repeat itself in any way whatsoever.

Some trials look as much like the trial of an ordinary criminal case as a Hitchcock film looks like a home movie.

What's interesting about the Taliban, is they're more afraid of educating girls than they are of drones. One educated girl is more scary to the Taliban than a drone.