When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.

Parents need all the help they can get. The strongest as well as the most fragile family requires a vital network of social supports.

Photography is the only language that can be understood anywhere in the world.

I want to be apart of something that can only be explained by the hand of God!

I'm a fool to keep staying, when you've made hurting me such an art.

Acting is really important to me, so I think it would be really hard for me to do something I didn't believe in.

There's no glamour in Nirvana, no glamour at all, in fact.

I took comfort, as a kid, in knowing that things had always been as awful and as wonderful as they were now, that the world was always on the edge of total destruction.

Mathematics is the Life of the Gods.

Tomorrow the revolution will 'rise up again, clashing its weapons,' and to your horror it will proclaim with trumpets blazing: I was, I am, I shall be!