When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

The desert is harsh, but persevering flowers flourish.

Guidance requires action, but it does not guarantee safety.

My whole life I've been an over-giver. My general operating policy has always been, 'If it belongs to me, don't worry: You can have it!'

We ought to make the moments notes Of happy glad Thanksgiving; The hours and days, a silent praise Of music we are living.

If we wish for mercy ourselves, we must show mercy to all dumb animals.

I am nostalgic of an era I never knew.

For me it's very important to express my thoughts, the pictures I carry inside of me, maybe because it's important to get them out.

Don’t let the urgent take precedent over the important.

General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.

Like a stone That rolls down a hill, I have come to this day.