When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

She's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of the Nile.

Do not think of all your anxieties you will only make yourself ill.

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither praise nor reward though sure of both at last.

We're persecuted in the most civilized languages.

I feel vulnerable in a good way. When I talk about my family, I usually have happy tears.

I've probably said a million times in my life something about, "All those people are just lemmings. They'd follow each other off a cliff." Well, no such thing.

Fatherhood is the most amazing thing that could ever have happened in my life.

Coming back to a television series puts you back in the limelight and gives you a platform for your ideas. If you're not acting on a series, you don't get the ability to communicate to people.

Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper.

Hunger finds no fault with the cookery.

I walk by studio heads and they actually look and put their hand out now, like maybe I should be on their radar.